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Noise With A Beat!

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Call me Ishmael

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"Who, me?"

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The British equivalent, the Brit Awards, began in 1977.
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Sometimes You Have To Wonder About These Folks
OPP notices Mark Levin, vicious attack poodle of the Right going all anti-semitic on John Stewart of the Daily show. The Irony? Levin is Jewish too. Go figure.
Running for Office: It's Like A Flamewar with a Forum Troll, but with an Eventual Winner
Sean Tevis is a progressive Democrat and web geek living in Kansas. He's had enough of his anti-gay, pro-life, pro-censorship, pro-wire-tapping state representative and has decided to run against him. You can help!
Posted by Ryland :: 0 comments
President George Bush: 'Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter'
"He then punched the air while grinning widely, as the rest of those present including Gordon Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy looked on in shock." I wish this was an Onion link, but sadly, it isn't.
Posted by Ryland :: 1 comment
A little knowledge can go a long way
VERY NSFW, but pretty funny just the same. A commercial for an English language school.
Just a Little Bit of Fraud
State Lotteries are crooked. Who knew?
Get Drunk And Vote 4 McCain
Voting for McCain, but still don't feel like he's conservative enough? Have a drink to ease the pain. This may be the funniest (or at least, the most *intentionally* funny) conservative blog I've ever seen; they post news stories and tidbits and rate them by how many cocktails it takes to ease the pain of John McCain's incipient Alzheimer's, maladroitness, and closet liberalism.
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McDonald's Ad: "I'm Lovin' It When China Wins"
Reason no. 6 564 437 why I'll never step into a McDonalds. Not even if I were starving and they paid me to eat BACON! while getting a fantastic fellatio of fish from a stacked blonde. This doesn't particularly piss me off, because I expect corporations to act like pigs since their only allegiance is to themselves. Hasn't failed me yet...
Write In Bush 2008
"The important thing to understand about so-called 'term limits' is that they are man's law, not God's Law. The God who parted the Red Sea is surely not worried about so-called 'term limits'. When you vote your faith you let Almighty God take care of the details." I'm sure this is a parody site. Well, pretty sure.
Posted by Ryland :: 2 comments
The Persevering Perfidy of Patriotism: Puzzling?
WNBA Becky Harmon is being called a 'traitor' because she will play on the Russian team in the Olympics. Wilton D. Alston begs to differ.
Crazy Jesus Guy gives up on Jesus in disgust (NSFW for language)
Poor Leon has suffered for his beliefs, only to find that Jesus didn't return when He said He would. Now Leon has had enough. (NSFW for naughty language.)
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Man wears patriotism on his sleeve and face
'Sam Bloomfield presses his hands together and casts his eyes skyward in thanks for his country. Under his left eye: "God Bless America." Under his right: "Land of the Free." Even larger across his forehead is "USA."' I think this one-ups Ryland's post...
New Fear & Loathing: *nd Of The World!
Another comic based on a REAL radio commercial.
Bringing Ireland to Baghdad
How the Resistance Will Eventually Kick the Americans Out
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Atheists Discriminated Against in Child Custody Cases
"Imagine if Christians were commonly denied custody of their own children by judges who declared that attendance at Christian churches and maintaining a Christian education were contrary to the children's best interests. The outcry against such a violation of basic liberties would be incredible -- and the Christians would be right to be so upset."
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New Fear & Loathing: Ska Sucks! F&L 100th Strip and Bovverworld Crossovar!
Inspired by my friend Rachel-Bassist for Dealin' With It(DWI) a hardcore band out of NYC. Adult content!
A Old Man in Rock and Roll Clothes
Photos from Punk Island and Meatlocker shows on 21st June 08
Seizure of belongings leaves new homeowners baffled, angry
An immigrant couple who recently closed on their first house in America came home from work to find that the mortgage company had seized all their property, including all their personal belongings, due to a bookkeeping snafu. Over 6 weeks later, their belongings haven't been returned and the mortgage company hasn't reimbursed the family for their loss.
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Marriage Protection Amendment resolution introduced... by Larry Craig and David Vitter
You may remember Sen. Larry "Wide Stance" Craig (R-ID) and Sen. David "John" Vitter (R-LA) from their arrests for soliciting sex in an airport bathroom and being a patron of the DC Madam's prostitution ring respectively.
Posted by Ryland :: 1 comment
James Dobson Doesn't Speak For Me
Christians speaking out against fundamentalism and fear-mongering? This makes me hopeful.
Posted by Ryland :: 1 comment
If This Doesn't Prove Bush Is A Horse's Behind, Nothing Does.
Bush compliments the Filipino president for his White House chef. These are the first words that came out of his mouth - ignoring the typhoon and the sinking of the ferry that carried 800 people in the Philippines.
Posted by Mermaid :: 0 comments
latest user comments
Mermaid, 7/23/2008 12:12am:
Your posts are always pretty interesting to meAin't it the truth! Ryland, it seems to me that more ...
Ryland, 7/22/2008 10:15pm:
That's exactly what I thought when the movie was over: "Oh man, nobody is gonna want to play Joker ...
Valacosa, 7/22/2008 10:04pm:
You come across as a rational individual who has definite opinions, but has thought about them and can support ...
Valacosa, 7/22/2008 9:58pm:
I'm a bit tired at the moment (just worked a 12 hour shift), but here are a few things ...
Comrade Otto Yamamoto, 7/22/2008 9:44pm:
Not to mention that sometimes I feel like I've said everything I have to say already. My posts lately ...
Comrade Otto Yamamoto, 7/22/2008 9:39pm:
Leonard Pitts is one of my favourite columnists, because of his ability to think outside the box when neccesary, ...
Rick, 7/22/2008 9:29pm:
We (my wife and I) went with some friends to go see it and even my wife liked it. ...
Ryland, 7/22/2008 3:24pm:
I've been toying with the idea of having a submission queue, kind of like Fark, where anybody can submit ...
Dave, 7/22/2008 2:47pm:
What once were punchlines now are headlines. Great line. Great article. The cause of the worry was never the ...
redraven, 7/22/2008 1:23pm:
Hmmmm...I've always looked at it this way - either I'm interested enough to slog through a long post, or ...
Comrade Otto Yamamoto, 7/21/2008 10:27pm:
Second Rate? HAW! HAW! HAW! I call yr Second Rate and raise you Third Rate and Lo-Rent! I ...
Ryland, 7/21/2008 9:47pm:
I hate to say it, but you come off as a pundit. And I don't? That's odd, because I'm ...
Ryland, 7/21/2008 9:44pm:
...but it strikes me as doing a crime to catch a possible criminal. Morally dubious at best. I'm not ...
Comrade Otto Yamamoto, 7/21/2008 8:24pm:
A pundit, hmm...? This means I should either: (a) Kill myself...or... (b) Demand an exorbitant salary way out ...
Valacosa, 7/21/2008 12:00pm:
Air quality is going to be a function of pollution density. ...and I just looked up the ...
Valacosa, 7/21/2008 11:54am:
For the record: your negativity is not why I prefer Ryland's posts. I hate to say it, but you ...
Dave, 7/17/2008 10:48pm:
We're #1 !! We're #1 !! We're #1 !!
Ryland, 7/17/2008 9:03pm:
China has a larger population, but our emissions are higher. Pollution is bad in Beijing and other large ...
Crockodile, 7/17/2008 8:50pm:
Well, Andrew, I just looked it up on nationmaster.com, for what it's worth. If you're strictly talking about ...
Andrew, 7/17/2008 8:35pm:
While GWB may have 'claimed' America is the biggest polluter, the fact is that China is the biggest. Air ...
Ryland, 7/12/2008 12:09pm:
*grump* *wipes eyes* Aw jeez, kitty, it's 7 in the freakin' morning. I gave at the office, or ...
Mermaid, 7/12/2008 11:36am:
Sorry god. My bad.
Comrade Otto Yamamoto, 7/12/2008 3:56am:
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Comrade Otto Yamamoto, 7/12/2008 3:38am:
And you know, I hadn't even thought of that-It's been awhile since I read The Hitchiker's Guide To The ...
Comrade Otto Yamamoto, 7/12/2008 3:35am:
Hey, now, I was trying to make you look good :)
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